What They Forgot To Mention

“Hey, I’m a Subang chick all the way………but I’m actually from Teluk Intan.”

“Ask anyone, all the bouncers in Hartamas know me……….by know, I mean waved at once or twice.”

“Back in Ipoh, my friends and I were major car racers………with all five of us squeezed into my mother’s six year old second hand Kancil.”

“Please, the new BMW’s steering is damn lousy la…….I should know since I ride a bicycle to work.”

“When me and my friends drink, each fella will down two bottles la………and I still wonder why they’re all dead.”

“I’m the biggest supporter of Spain’s football team………but I still don’t know what language they speak in Spain.”