My Children! I am Back!

First of all, I'd like to apologise to my thousands of readers for my absence. I was busy wrapping up my studies in Australia and my house didn't even have internet - so there. But now that I'm back in the ghetto, the madness shall continue.

I am back to insult and offend and humiliate everyone and everything (probably because I am insecure and resort to humour as an escape route). I know many of you out there have been feverishly, desperately waiting with bated breath for another one of my biting works, and all I can say to you is 'believe in me, and ye shall be rewarded, for I have returned'. And that sentence did not make any sense at all.

No, but yeah, I'm back la.

Stuck Up Malay Expat - Hey bro, welcome. Notice how when I said 'bro', I stressed on the 'r' like an American.

Retarded Indian Nazi - I very happy you the finish the study in Australia. Indian must come up in this worlds. We must the showing the Malay CHinese all we are education.

Faggy Christian Youth Chinese Guy - Ha ha, I like how you said 'my children' because you sound like Jesus. That's funny for me, because I can relate to it. No, but seriously, don't talk like that because you'll go to hell.