Kadhal Dot Com

Sorry, it’s been in my mind for way too long. A movie I made up (which turned out to be real. Well, at least the title is).



MOVIE PREVIEW OF…

Kadhal Dot Com

Three simple words.

One Meaning.

Love….


Starring Abbas, Harini, Prakash Raj, Dilli Ganesh, Visu


‘Kadhal Dot Com’ is a story of two people who are brought together through the Internet. Brought together in Love. By Love. For Love.

Although they remain cyber-lovers online, they have no idea that their families are great rivals and will never accept their union. When will their parents realise that their love is not only Kadhal… it is Kadhal dot Com.

>>LOGIN
>>ACCESSING WWW.KADHAL.COM
>>ENTER PASSWORD
>>ENABLING HTML
>>ENABLING FTP
>>ENABLING… LOVE….


Abbas plays ‘Karthik’, an honest, jovial youth who likes to have fun and drink with his uglier, darker friends. He loves chatting in the cyber café, but when he chats you can hear him speak out the dialogue in his mind so that you don’t really have to read what he’s chatting when you’re watching the movie.

Harini plays ‘Swarna’, a decent college girl who follows her father’s every wish. She, too, loves to chat.

Prakash Raj plays ‘Swarna’s Dad’, an uncompromising bastard who will learn about true love at the end of the movie. Well, not at the very end, just close to the end.

Dilli Ganesh plays the same role he has been playing for 30 fucking years.

Visu plays ‘Wise Older Man Who Teaches People Life Lessons By Manipulating Them in Hilarious Yet Touching Ways’.

Guy-Who-Looks-Like-Younger-Version-of-Vadivelu plays one of the ‘Uglier Darker Friends’.

Pandian plays nobody because he’s dead.



Some Song Lyrics

Track 3 – Cyber Ponnu

Hey hey
Nee than yen Cyber Ponnu
Kadhal dot com…
Cyber Ponnu login pannunge…
Hey hey!


Track 6 – Chatting La la la

Chatting La la la…
Chatting La la la…
Oooh yeahhh… Kadhal….cyber…SMS….
Chatting La la la…
Chatting La la la…


Track 7 – Mannusuku Email

Oowa oowa!
Internet ulagam… cyber kavithai…
Yennaku Yahoo, unnaku Googazh
Britney Spear dancing teriyuma…
(Rap) Yeah yeah, Kadhal.com
Friendster, Orkut is all just Kadhal for me
Check it out, check it out.


Lyrics by Vairamuthu’s retarded brother.