Karma Is Very Real

I have spent a great part of my life ridiculing and belittling people from all walks of life – the handicapped, Japanese people, AIDS patients, Hare Rama devotees, and other idiots.

Today, I realized that I am slowly being punished for my evil ways.

I received a message in Facebook, of which I was one of the many recipients. Check it out yourself.



Yes, that’s right. Apparently I am an Indian girl who used to go SMK St. Mary. Jesus fucking Christ.

WHY DO THESE THINGS ONLY HAPPEN TO ME?

Look at that picture again. Everything about it is wrong. The message, the names of the girls. Dear Lord, help me.

Yes, yes, I can’t wait for our little reunion. I can see it already. A bunch of lumpy, stereotypically Tamil Indian girls dressed in big collared t-shirts and ¾ tights waddling about in some waterfall in Sungai Petani. I can already smell the sickeningly sweet stench of cheap hair oil.

To the genius who decided to include me in this abomination of a message, and to the person who gladly replied “Around August!” with such repulsive enthusiasm - A plague o' both your houses!