Blood Fucking Legion

I'm going back to Australia tomorrow. Fuck! Seriously, fuck! But I want to tell you about the biggest fucking highlight of my vacation.

I wet myself with multiple orgasms watching Blood Legion in Paul's Place.

But let me first start with the night earlier. The guys were going to have their final jam before the big show, and they called me to hang out with em in the studio. They also told me they were going to drink. I must admit I was a bit confused - were we going to drink before jamming, or after jamming? But then... wait... wait...oh shit on a stick... I can't believe I never saw it that way... we can drink while... try to follow me here... we ...can...drink....WHILE JAMMING! We can drink WHILE we jam! Yeap, I took some time alright, but I got there. I got there.

I can only describe the night as a whirlwind fuelled by cheap liquor and metal. I couldn't believe how fucking awesome these guys were! I mean, seriously. I was totally rocking out like a motherfucker. Me and David were totally going crazy over that shit. And I mean crazy like Evangelical Church crazy. But let me get on to the real deal.

The next day, we were joined by more of our kaigez - Vishnu, Kamal (good to see you after so long) and Dinesh. Fuck man, the moment Blood Legion went on stage, I can promise you guys that all of us got totally fucking insane over that shit. Watch the video and see man.

Jai exceeded my expectations on the guitar. I always knew he was fucking brutal. But this time, he was so brutal that if he was a pornographic film, he would be Farmsex.com. Insane tapping, dude! I think the big fat bald guy next to me cummed. Gross.

Shan, you took that stage and made it your bitch, man. You took that stage and said to it, "Get in the fucking kitchen and make me a sandwich, you diseased bitch of a whore!". Then later you took into the bedroom and fucked it in the ass while saying SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. You owned that stage, man.

Pathma, well, you do know that I never really ever saw you play bass, right? The last time I actually saw you play bass in front of me, you were just a beginner. Dei, this time you totally fucking rocked. I'm not kidding. I watched the video twice. Next time I come you'll be rolling all over the scales, man.

Awesome fucking show. I'll be back to see more. And who knows.. one day I'll join you guys on stage. Oh hell, I might as well write my own thing now itself:

And Rajjiv...wow. You were nothing less of a golden god. You made love to that guitar and made it reach unspeakable orgasmic heights. You breathed life into that guitar and whispered into its ear the secrets of life. You are infinite. You are a god!