Why the hell are Indian girls constantly with Middle Easterners these days?
When I was with MMU, some of the hot proper Indian girls (I’m talking about the ones not in some preconceived Indian clique with a clichéd moniker, who only go out with guys from the same clique) were always hand in hand with some oily sand nigger from Iran/Iraq/Shitistan.
You see, the Indian Girl is a beautiful and delicate creature. By beautiful and delicate, I mean spiteful and materialistic. And by creature, I mean venomous, spitting basilisk purged out of Cthulhu’s octopus anus.
When an Indian girl realizes she’s hot, it’s like when Peter Parker realized he had super powers. Except this time, with great power comes great bitchiness.
And this hotness can bring two types of thinking into their heads: 1. I’m so hot that I won’t even look at your ass, or 2. I’m so hot that I will only go out with a foreigner.
I’m not being racist here. Who am I kidding, I’m being racist like a motherfucker. A few years ago, you could see tons of Indian girls in Bangsar, with white guys. Ugly ass white guys who were like ten years older than them, usually advertising execs with some studio apartment somewhere in Ampang, who think that Phuket is their second home. What happened to that shit? I miss that shit. Wasn’t it damn funny when those Indian girls used to speak with fake accents, especially when they ordered drinks? Funny la what.
The terrorists I used to know in college only knew three things: getting high, getting high and getting high. That’s all they did. Seriously. Most of them seemed to come from affluent families, so that meant they had the cash to get fucked up most of the time. Fucking oil price raising motherfuckers.
I suppose the main reason Indian girls get attracted to these Arabs is because they look like ‘improved Indians’ with ‘better bodies and looks’. Ok, so the guy is fair and tall and has cash. I don’t give a rat’s ass. Terrorist is a terrorist for all I care. Can’t take the bugger to KLCC without him getting ideas. Fuck all of yall, I’m just being realistic.
Seriously, try going to Asia Café sometime and count the number of Indian girls hanging on to some oily Taliban bugger’s arm. Repulsive! Go to Club Seven – sometimes you can see a whole bunch (or cell) of them, and there’d be one awkward looking Indian girl in the middle. Christ on a stick. Wonder what your father would have to say, seeing your ass hanging out with half the Taliban.
What the fuck is you thinking going out with Saddam Hussein? Great choice, sweetheart, wait till he takes you back to his shithole desert country and puts you in a cage. What the fuck did you think this was – Aladdin? Shit, that’s not a magic lamp, that’s a bloody Molotov cocktail. This isn’t Arabian nights, bitch. This isn’t bloody Prince of Persia. Fuck, this isn’t Sinbad and his bullshit Voyages, this is your ass getting beheaded in Youtube. Fuck’s sake..
Conclusion – you hos who are going out with Middle Easterners – do what you want. But don’t come running back to us when Ali Baba tells you that he wants to take you home to become his 5th wife.
Of course, I wouldn’t be saying any of this if I was getting some regular hot Indian ass la. This is the sore loser talk. But fuck you, you ain’t getting any either. Unless you are, and I express my apologies and admiration. But seriously, fuck you.
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I enjoy reading your blog, I'd have to say. It's, um entertaining. True, I do see many Indian girls hanging out with Africans and Middle Easterns. I'm an Indian girl as well but I could never see myself doing that. Never. I guess, it's just beyond me.
ReplyDeleteYou know, I thought about writing a comment on your blog, at least a few times. But I was afraid to do so. You are pretty blunt and um, sound pissed most of the time.
But, here I am, writing for the first time because...despite what I've said, you sound very much like someone I used to know.
Sorry if I sound like the 'crap' that you don't wanna hear.
Stupid Indian ppl!
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