You don’t need to sit through a Tony Robbins seminar to learn to inspire people. Through simple words and phrases, I can teach how to sound like your average stick-up-his-ass spiritual guru.
Repeat the Same Phrase Twice
By doing this, you drive your point deeper into the subject’s head. For example, if the subject is going to the liquor store, this is how your conversation might go:
Pathma: Bye, I’m off to the liquor store.
You: Hey, Pathma?
Pathma: What?
You: You can do it. You can do it.
Remember to take a slight pause between the two phrases. And for the second time, try to sound more smug, and maybe even nod in approval.
Pull off a ‘Steve Perry’
Instead of encouragement, this time you provide hope. Again, remember to sound like an asshole.
Pathma: Bye, I’m off to the liquor store.
You: Hey, Pathma?
Pathma: What?
You: Don’t stop believing.
Show a Very Sudden ‘Thumbs Up’
Please be sure that when you show your thumbs up, you do it really suddenly and proudly, like as if you were building momentum to jam your thumb up someone’s ass. Sorry, that was the only example I could think of.
Pathma: Bye, I’m off to the liquor store.
You: Hey, Pathma?
Pathma: What?
You: (shows a ‘thumbs up’ sign) Yeahh!
FOR ADVANCED INSPIRERS – Repeat The Same Phrase Twice, Pull off a Steve Perry and Show a Very Sudden ‘Thumbs Up’
Pathma: Bye, I’m off to the liquor store.
You: Hey, Pathma?
Pathma: What?
You: Don’t stop believing. Don’t stop believing. (shows a ‘thumbs up’ sign) Yeahh!
Pathma: Alright! Jesus…
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